Stranger Danger

BigTed · 05-08-06, 01:16

One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when
a car pulled up beside him and its window was wound down.

I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car," said
the driver.

"No way, get stuffed!!" replied the boy.

"How about a bag of lollies and $10?" the driver asked.

"I said no way!" Replied the irritated youngster.

What about a bag of juicy lollies and $50, eh?" quizzed
the driver still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.

"No! I'm not getting in the frickin' car!" Answered the boy.

"Okay, okay. I know what you want. I'll give you $100 and a bag of
lollies," the driver offered.

"No!" screamed the boy.

"What will it take to get you into the car?"
Asked the driver in a long sigh.

The boy replied:
"Listen Dad, you bought the bloody Volvo, you live with it!"

tom simkins · 14-02-09, 13:50

that i like...well done...

**v1ru5** · 15-02-09, 10:26

LOL... Very good!

zymone · 20-03-09, 06:37

Lols... silly kid

jeffreygray · 25-03-09, 02:12

funny sh..!!!!

Talic2007 · 25-03-09, 07:58

Lol, but there's nothing wrong with a Volvo!

amapornfreak · 16-04-09, 22:20

lol..lollies....I wanta a lolly

05-08-06, 01:16	#1
BigTed Registered Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 105 Images: 1,111 Threads: 32	Status: Offline Stranger Danger One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and its window was wound down. I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car," said the driver. "No way, get stuffed!!" replied the boy. "How about a bag of lollies and $10?" the driver asked. "I said no way!" Replied the irritated youngster. What about a bag of juicy lollies and $50, eh?" quizzed the driver still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy. "No! I'm not getting in the frickin' car!" Answered the boy. "Okay, okay. I know what you want. I'll give you $100 and a bag of lollies," the driver offered. "No!" screamed the boy. "What will it take to get you into the car?" Asked the driver in a long sigh. The boy replied: "Listen Dad, you bought the bloody Volvo, you live with it!" Your Ad Here

14-02-09, 13:50	#2
tom simkins Registered Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: chester Posts: 11 Images: 0 Threads: 0	Status: Offline that i like...well done... do a good turn,, it may surprise you

15-02-09, 10:26	#3
v1ru5 King Dong Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Netherlands Posts: 1,097 Images: 4,082 Threads: 92	Status: Offline LOL... Very good! Read our Global Rules before posting! Break the rules and you'll be banned for life.

20-03-09, 06:37	#4
zymone Registered Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Philippines, Cebu Posts: 2 Images: 0 Threads: 0	Status: Offline Lols... silly kid

25-03-09, 02:12	#5
jeffreygray Registered Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 11 Images: 0 Threads: 0	Status: Offline funny sh..!!!!

25-03-09, 07:58	#6
Talic2007 Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 193 Images: 17,561 Threads: 115	Status: Offline Lol, but there's nothing wrong with a Volvo!

16-04-09, 22:20	#7
amapornfreak Registered Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 8 Images: 0 Threads: 1	Status: Offline lol..lollies....I wanta a lolly