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A woman with a baby came into the doctor's office. She was told to go into a room and wait for the doctor.

After arriving, the doctor examined the baby and asked the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?"

"Breast fed" she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did as she was asked by the doctor.

He pressed, kneaded and pinched both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is hungry -- You don't have any milk."

"Naturally," she said, "I'm his Grandmother -- But, I'm glad I came."



A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have this
problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They
never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've passed
gas at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You
didn't know I was passing gas because they don't smell and are
silent."

The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next
week."

The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know
what medicine you gave me, but now my gas.........although still
silent....... smells terrible."

The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's
work on your hearing."