Things not to say after/during sex.

Spydar355 · 02-08-06, 04:12

Worst things to say during or after sex.

Just to name a few.
- That was nice, but your sister does that thing with her tongue.
- Now you got that Jeep thing.
- Do you accept Visa?
- My mom taught me this.
- You're about as good as a 9 year old, and i should know!!

Add any that you like. Keep this list going.

iamthestig · 02-11-08, 16:12

You used to do it better when you were younger...

**v1ru5** · 03-11-08, 04:31

Here's a few more...

- But everybody looks funny naked!
- You woke me up for that?
- On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
- My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!
- Perhaps you're just out of practice?

loud_speaker · 03-11-08, 20:23

lol pretty funny.

skeezix · 14-11-08, 07:36

"Hey, move your head. Yeah!! Touchdown, baby! Gimme five!"

Elegantly Evil · 23-11-08, 04:52

So that's why they call you Flash

A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time

mini010 · 25-11-08, 07:53

I must say sorry to my sister

**Xray** · 08-12-08, 03:16

"That was good, Mom."
"Yes of course I'll take this body back to the morgue, just as soon as I'm done."
"You should get that checked out."
"The dog was better."

XOVA · 14-05-09, 11:49

"so's it in yet?"
"hurry up, i've got work tomorrow"

"so am i supposed to give you money now?"
"that move reminds me of the time i hosted an orgy" - (true story, don't say that one if you've got any sense at all

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Sakura · 20-05-09, 10:17

I really did this once:
"If you insist that we stay like this for some more time... having my notebook here would be cool."
Needless to say, she never took a liking to my notebook after that. :>

02-08-06, 04:12	#1
Spydar355 Registered Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 10 Images: 313 Threads: 3	Status: Offline Things not to say after/during sex. Worst things to say during or after sex. Just to name a few. - That was nice, but your sister does that thing with her tongue. - Now you got that Jeep thing. - Do you accept Visa? - My mom taught me this. - You're about as good as a 9 year old, and i should know!! Add any that you like. Keep this list going. Your Ad Here

02-11-08, 16:12	#2
iamthestig Registered Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 7 Images: 0 Threads: 0	Status: Offline You used to do it better when you were younger...

03-11-08, 04:31	#3
v1ru5 King Dong Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Netherlands Posts: 1,097 Images: 4,082 Threads: 92	Status: Offline Here's a few more... - But everybody looks funny naked! - You woke me up for that? - On second thought, let's turn off the lights. - My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer! - Perhaps you're just out of practice? Read our Global Rules before posting! Break the rules and you'll be banned for life.

03-11-08, 20:23	#4
loud_speaker Registered Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 8 Images: 0 Threads: 0	Status: Offline lol pretty funny.

14-11-08, 07:36	#5
skeezix Registered Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 138 Images: 911 Threads: 25	Status: Offline "Hey, move your head. Yeah!! Touchdown, baby! Gimme five!" E.C.V. #13 - "Hail, Joaquin!"

23-11-08, 04:52	#6
Elegantly Evil Registered Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3 Images: 0 Threads: 0	Status: Offline So that's why they call you Flash A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time

25-11-08, 07:53	#7
mini010 Registered Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3 Images: 0 Threads: 0	Status: Offline I must say sorry to my sister

08-12-08, 03:16	#8
Xray Moderator Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Western NY Posts: 5,065 Images: 56,399 Threads: 756	Status: Offline "That was good, Mom." "Yes of course I'll take this body back to the morgue, just as soon as I'm done." "You should get that checked out." "The dog was better."

14-05-09, 11:49	#9
XOVA Registered Join Date: May 2009 Location: GTA, Ontario Posts: 51 Images: 77 Threads: 5	Status: Offline "so's it in yet?" "hurry up, i've got work tomorrow" "so am i supposed to give you money now?" "that move reminds me of the time i hosted an orgy" - (true story, don't say that one if you've got any sense at all )

20-05-09, 10:17	#10
Sakura Registered Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 3 Images: 0 Threads: 0	Status: Offline I really did this once: "If you insist that we stay like this for some more time... having my notebook here would be cool." Needless to say, she never took a liking to my notebook after that. :>