[augcast]

Why is it that when we were kids,
you could hit a girl with a toy sailboat
to show her you like her
and it would be considered cute.

but when ya grow up and
ya hit a girl over the head with the same "cute" toy sailboat
to show her that you like her
it's now considered assault.

I may not have gotten that girls number last week
but boy howdy do we have fun sailing that
toy sailboat at the looney bin now