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Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says: Where have you been?

Larry replies, I was out getting a tattoo

A tattoo? she frowned. What kind of tattoo did you get?

I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates, he said proudly

What were you thinking? She said, shaking her head in disdain. Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?

Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want