Black testicles

klchr96 · 30-06-06, 12:23

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygenmask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know,Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again,"Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,Sir!!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very,very closely.........A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k!

Sp00f · 30-06-06, 13:06

hahahaha good one

foxsilverfox · 30-06-06, 16:34

LOL, hard to find one I haven't heard before, thanks

Fender24 · 18-07-06, 13:18

Klchr96 - That was great!
very funny - thanks

30-06-06, 12:23	#1
klchr96 Active Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Ottawa Posts: 433 Images: 15,964 Threads: 259	Status: Offline Black testicles A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygenmask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know,Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again,"Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,Sir!!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very,very closely.........A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k! Your Ad Here Last edited by klchr96; 30-06-06 at 13:51.

30-06-06, 13:06	#2
Sp00f Registered Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 7 Images: 2 Threads: 0	Status: Offline hahahaha good one

30-06-06, 16:34	#3
foxsilverfox Registered Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 187 Images: 0 Threads: 2	Status: Offline LOL, hard to find one I haven't heard before, thanks

18-07-06, 13:18	#4
Fender24 Registered Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5 Images: 0 Threads: 0	Status: Offline Klchr96 - That was great! very funny - thanks