Porn Pet Peeves? - Page 3

**Xray** · 24-10-09, 04:40

I agree and I love teasing pics in little outfits.

Yeah, why the weird noises during BJs, I don't get it. And why is the girl moaning so loud during a HJ, also? No need for that.

Yah, anal shmanal. I prefer pussy sex myself, but maybe that's just me.

I also hate when there's more penises than pussies. Why?

Also when the music covers the sex sounds, that is really annoying too.

the intruder · 24-10-09, 05:40

I hate it when the guy is fucking a smoking hot girl and the last 5 minutes or so is just him jacking off on to her, seriously fuck her till you finish or have her suck you off and I hate when the amount on her face is tiny or it misses completly.
The one that really shits me is chicks who take it in the mouth and then spit it all over themselves - just fucking swallow for me thats way hotter!

and euro porn seriously whats up with that? they spend more time on the dudes in it than on the girl just admit you want to make a gay porno and be done with it FFS.

have no probs with anal or bj noises. chicks sucking strapons are pointless too

cipi · 24-10-09, 15:50

my biggest turn off in porn is gaping ass shots. wtf!

**Xray** · 24-10-09, 17:56

Chicks sucking strapons, yes, I agree, that is pointless.

Also, as the intruder said

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I hate it when the guy is fucking a smoking hot girl and the last 5 minutes or so is just him jacking off on to her, seriously fuck her till you finish or have her suck you off

I agree. Is she that repulsive to you that fucking her for 20 mins isn't enough?

Apocalypsegene · 25-10-09, 02:09

Spitting. This started a while back in Japan. People spitting into each others mouths. Disgusting. Now EVERYONE spits EVERYWHERE. Onto dicks. Onto the vag. Onto assholes. Onto each other. Enough is enough. And yes, I know it's weird for me to be ok with watching midgets fucking horses, but get grossed out by spit.

Ridiculously fake breasts. When I see the mega fake boobs on a porn chick, it's always the same. She's obviously passed her prime and trying to make a name or grab some kind of elusive 'glory'. It makes me kinda sad. Like seeing a sports star who's played just a few years too long and is still on the field because he just doesn't know how to do anything else.

POV porn. Absolutely does nothing for me.

Gagging. Are you kidding. Some actress started this a few years ago and then EVERY new chick tried to copy it. That 'duck quack' sound while their throat is being pounded. What is that proving? You're sucking a dick, not walking on the fucking moon. Do the job and don't embellish it.

Ass to mouth. Just . . . plain . . . disgusting. Who's idea was this? Who pioneered this nonsense. Does it actually turn anyone on to watch?

chrondemnd · 25-10-09, 17:57

There are all sorts of things I don't like but it isn't very hard to avoid most of them. I don't enjoy watching people have sex but for the most part all I have to do is navigate to sets and videos that don't include that. So, anyone who likes to see that, enjoy with my blessing and it's no skin off of my nose.

-Same goes for other things that I find visually disgusting... -Blowjobs, facials, spread pussies or gaping assholes, dildos... Yuck! -But they're not actually pet-peeves of mine.

What pisses me off is that it seems like if I eliminate the disgusting stuff, the only alternatives are too artsy and non-explicit. -As though the only people who don't like that stuff are mustachioed afficianados of art and artistes with roses in their mouths who are only interested in form and composition.

I love to see girl's assholes. -But whenever I search for that, it seems like practically the only thing I can find is pictures of them gaping or with stuff being stuck into them. If I stay away from that and look for asses in the damn artsy websites, then I mostly get great big pictures of girls with their asses in the air, but the area of interest is out of focus.. There is even an "artiste" in Met-Art who deliberately blurs the private-parts. Arrrrgh!

It seems like there is no middle ground! -Or at least very little. -So I'm either stuck going to websites that have hc, dildos, etc, and picking out just the pictures that don't have that stuff in them, which is very time-consuming...

-Or going to the artsy websites and finding the few sets that have good explicit close-ups and lots of ass...

-Which is very time-consuming.

Another more minor thing that pisses me off is anything that makes a female look hard, tough, mean, or like a pornstar. I just can't imagine who can get turned-on by a tough-looking or used-looking woman.

-And finally, anything that degrades or insults women pisses me off whether I look at it or not, like sites that imply or fake rape, or just generally put the girl in a degrading position. People who make shit like that ought to be shot.

-Or at least get handcuffed and ass-reamed or pissed on and see how they like it.

**Xray** · 25-10-09, 19:21

LOL, Why are you here at this website if you don't like much porn.

chrondemnd · 25-10-09, 19:49

I love porn! That's why it is so important to me to find the kind that I like. Before I lost most of my collection I had over a terabyte of it. The time-investment that that represents is very extreme considering the fact that I have looked through so much more than what I have downloaded.

regisneptune · 25-10-09, 19:58

I hate it when the guy is trying to get more screen time than the woman. There was one scene with Amy Reid and Erik Everhard that pissed me off so much. He was louder than her and kept putting his head into frame making goofy faces. She is the Porn-Star, not you buddy.

jbauer23 · 08-11-09, 00:43

These are the things that piss me off:

Fake dicks and cumshots. Why would you bang a woman with a fake dick instead of your own and then squirt fake cum all over her, i just dont get it. I just like seeing the girl all covered in slime, because thats what it is.

There is too much anal these days.

Ass to mouth, asssmoothie.com, fake boobs, piercings, too much of guy, pointless sucking of strap-ons, granny porn, ridiculous outfits and shoes, drooling of cum after shot in mouth, and jerking off at the end, just fuck her until the point of no return!

That's all i can think of right now.

24-10-09, 04:40	#21
Xray Moderator Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Western NY Posts: 5,074 Images: 56,539 Threads: 763	Status: Offline Re: Porn Pet Peeves? I agree and I love teasing pics in little outfits. Yeah, why the weird noises during BJs, I don't get it. And why is the girl moaning so loud during a HJ, also? No need for that. Yah, anal shmanal. I prefer pussy sex myself, but maybe that's just me. I also hate when there's more penises than pussies. Why? Also when the music covers the sex sounds, that is really annoying too. Your Ad Here

24-10-09, 05:40	#22
the intruder Registered Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 7 Images: 0 Threads: 0	Status: Offline Re: Porn Pet Peeves? I hate it when the guy is fucking a smoking hot girl and the last 5 minutes or so is just him jacking off on to her, seriously fuck her till you finish or have her suck you off and I hate when the amount on her face is tiny or it misses completly. The one that really shits me is chicks who take it in the mouth and then spit it all over themselves - just fucking swallow for me thats way hotter! and euro porn seriously whats up with that? they spend more time on the dudes in it than on the girl just admit you want to make a gay porno and be done with it FFS. have no probs with anal or bj noises. chicks sucking strapons are pointless too

24-10-09, 15:50	#23
cipi Registered Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 22 Images: 238 Threads: 5	Status: Offline Re: Porn Pet Peeves? my biggest turn off in porn is gaping ass shots. wtf!

25-10-09, 02:09	#25
Apocalypsegene Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: betwixt scylla and charybdis Posts: 412 Images: 1,378 Threads: 56	Status: Offline Re: Porn Pet Peeves? Spitting. This started a while back in Japan. People spitting into each others mouths. Disgusting. Now EVERYONE spits EVERYWHERE. Onto dicks. Onto the vag. Onto assholes. Onto each other. Enough is enough. And yes, I know it's weird for me to be ok with watching midgets fucking horses, but get grossed out by spit. Ridiculously fake breasts. When I see the mega fake boobs on a porn chick, it's always the same. She's obviously passed her prime and trying to make a name or grab some kind of elusive 'glory'. It makes me kinda sad. Like seeing a sports star who's played just a few years too long and is still on the field because he just doesn't know how to do anything else. POV porn. Absolutely does nothing for me. Gagging. Are you kidding. Some actress started this a few years ago and then EVERY new chick tried to copy it. That 'duck quack' sound while their throat is being pounded. What is that proving? You're sucking a dick, not walking on the fucking moon. Do the job and don't embellish it. Ass to mouth. Just . . . plain . . . disgusting. Who's idea was this? Who pioneered this nonsense. Does it actually turn anyone on to watch?

25-10-09, 17:57	#26
chrondemnd Registered Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: USA Posts: 109 Images: 10 Threads: 0	Status: Offline Re: Porn Pet Peeves? There are all sorts of things I don't like but it isn't very hard to avoid most of them. I don't enjoy watching people have sex but for the most part all I have to do is navigate to sets and videos that don't include that. So, anyone who likes to see that, enjoy with my blessing and it's no skin off of my nose. -Same goes for other things that I find visually disgusting... -Blowjobs, facials, spread pussies or gaping assholes, dildos... Yuck! -But they're not actually pet-peeves of mine. What pisses me off is that it seems like if I eliminate the disgusting stuff, the only alternatives are too artsy and non-explicit. -As though the only people who don't like that stuff are mustachioed afficianados of art and artistes with roses in their mouths who are only interested in form and composition. I love to see girl's assholes. -But whenever I search for that, it seems like practically the only thing I can find is pictures of them gaping or with stuff being stuck into them. If I stay away from that and look for asses in the damn artsy websites, then I mostly get great big pictures of girls with their asses in the air, but the area of interest is out of focus.. There is even an "artiste" in Met-Art who deliberately blurs the private-parts. Arrrrgh! It seems like there is no middle ground! -Or at least very little. -So I'm either stuck going to websites that have hc, dildos, etc, and picking out just the pictures that don't have that stuff in them, which is very time-consuming... -Or going to the artsy websites and finding the few sets that have good explicit close-ups and lots of ass... -Which is very time-consuming. Another more minor thing that pisses me off is anything that makes a female look hard, tough, mean, or like a pornstar. I just can't imagine who can get turned-on by a tough-looking or used-looking woman. -And finally, *anything that degrades or insults women* pisses me off whether I look at it or not, like sites that imply or fake rape, or just generally put the girl in a degrading position. People who make shit like that ought to be *shot. -Or at least get handcuffed and ass-reamed or pissed on and see how they* like it. Last edited by chrondemnd; 25-10-09 at 18:00.

25-10-09, 19:21	#27
Xray Moderator Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Western NY Posts: 5,074 Images: 56,539 Threads: 763	Status: Offline Re: Porn Pet Peeves? LOL, Why are you here at this website if you don't like much porn.

25-10-09, 19:49	#28
chrondemnd Registered Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: USA Posts: 109 Images: 10 Threads: 0	Status: Offline Re: Porn Pet Peeves? I love porn! That's why it is so important to me to find the kind that I like. Before I lost most of my collection I had over a terabyte of it. The time-investment that that represents is very extreme considering the fact that I have looked through so much more than what I have downloaded.

25-10-09, 19:58	#29
regisneptune Registered Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8 Images: 1 Threads: 0	Status: Offline Re: Porn Pet Peeves? I hate it when the guy is trying to get more screen time than the woman. There was one scene with Amy Reid and Erik Everhard that pissed me off so much. He was louder than her and kept putting his head into frame making goofy faces. She is the Porn-Star, not you buddy.

08-11-09, 00:43	#30
jbauer23 Registered Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 68 Images: 117 Threads: 37	Status: Offline Re: Porn Pet Peeves? These are the things that piss me off: Fake dicks and cumshots. Why would you bang a woman with a fake dick instead of your own and then squirt fake cum all over her, i just dont get it. I just like seeing the girl all covered in slime, because thats what it is. There is too much anal these days. Ass to mouth, asssmoothie.com, fake boobs, piercings, too much of guy, pointless sucking of strap-ons, granny porn, ridiculous outfits and shoes, drooling of cum after shot in mouth, and jerking off at the end, just fuck her until the point of no return! That's all i can think of right now.