BigTed
08-08-06, 04:51
A little girl asks her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Her Mom replies "no, because she is on heat."
"What does that mean?" asked the child.
"Go and ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes out to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk
around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was on heat,
and to come ask you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside
with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep
Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on
the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
(YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!)
The little girl said, "She ran out of petrol about halfway round the
block, so another dog is pushing her home."
Her Mom replies "no, because she is on heat."
"What does that mean?" asked the child.
"Go and ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes out to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk
around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was on heat,
and to come ask you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside
with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep
Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on
the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
(YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!)
The little girl said, "She ran out of petrol about halfway round the
block, so another dog is pushing her home."