BigTed
05-08-06, 01:16
One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when
a car pulled up beside him and its window was wound down.
I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car," said
the driver.
"No way, get stuffed!!" replied the boy.
"How about a bag of lollies and $10?" the driver asked.
"I said no way!" Replied the irritated youngster.
What about a bag of juicy lollies and $50, eh?" quizzed
the driver still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.
"No! I'm not getting in the frickin' car!" Answered the boy.
"Okay, okay. I know what you want. I'll give you $100 and a bag of
lollies," the driver offered.
"No!" screamed the boy.
"What will it take to get you into the car?"
Asked the driver in a long sigh.
The boy replied:
"Listen Dad, you bought the bloody Volvo, you live with it!"
a car pulled up beside him and its window was wound down.
I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car," said
the driver.
"No way, get stuffed!!" replied the boy.
"How about a bag of lollies and $10?" the driver asked.
"I said no way!" Replied the irritated youngster.
What about a bag of juicy lollies and $50, eh?" quizzed
the driver still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.
"No! I'm not getting in the frickin' car!" Answered the boy.
"Okay, okay. I know what you want. I'll give you $100 and a bag of
lollies," the driver offered.
"No!" screamed the boy.
"What will it take to get you into the car?"
Asked the driver in a long sigh.
The boy replied:
"Listen Dad, you bought the bloody Volvo, you live with it!"