Things not to say after/during sex.

[Spydar355]

Worst things to say during or after sex.

Just to name a few.
- That was nice, but your sister does that thing with her tongue.
- Now you got that Jeep thing.
- Do you accept Visa?
- My mom taught me this.
- You're about as good as a 9 year old, and i should know!!

Add any that you like. Keep this list going.

[iamthestig]

You used to do it better when you were younger...

[v1ru5]

Here's a few more...

- But everybody looks funny naked!
- You woke me up for that?
- On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
- My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!
- Perhaps you're just out of practice?

;)

[loud_speaker]

lol pretty funny.

[skeezix]

"Hey, move your head. Yeah!! Touchdown, baby! Gimme five!"

[Elegantly Evil]

So that's why they call you Flash

A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time

[mini010]

I must say sorry to my sister

[Xray]

"That was good, Mom."
"Yes of course I'll take this body back to the morgue, just as soon as I'm done."
"You should get that checked out."
"The dog was better."

[XOVA]

"so's it in yet?"
"hurry up, i've got work tomorrow"

"so am i supposed to give you money now?"
"that move reminds me of the time i hosted an orgy" - (true story, don't say that one if you've got any sense at all :D)

[Sakura]

I really did this once:
"If you insist that we stay like this for some more time... having my notebook here would be cool."
Needless to say, she never took a liking to my notebook after that. :>

[amapornfreak]

a little OT, but still along the lines of what never to say...

What is 12 inches, purple, and makes women scream?

Crib Death....XD

[joneil]

Mines bigger.

[Xray]

Goodnight, Mom.

[noperks]

That popped right in... How many men poked your ass, anyway?

[ppchaser]

Guy says: Mark does it better.
Girl says: Sheila's better.
Now this is why they tell me sex is overrated! :P