klchr96
02-07-06, 04:48
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says: Where have you been?
Larry replies, I was out getting a tattoo
A tattoo? she frowned. What kind of tattoo did you get?
I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates, he said proudly
What were you thinking? She said, shaking her head in disdain. Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?
Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want
Larry replies, I was out getting a tattoo
A tattoo? she frowned. What kind of tattoo did you get?
I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates, he said proudly
What were you thinking? She said, shaking her head in disdain. Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?
Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want